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False Gods

They can't draw or paint or create a half-decent artwork but are worshiped by the art establishment as Gods. We prefer to remain infidels and refuse to kowtow to the False Gods of Art.

How the culture-vultures impoverished my soul

One expects art to ennoble our souls, much like a novel by Victor Hugo or a film by Bimal Roy. Instead, stepping into a gallery is like stepping on shit -bullshit.

Critiquing the critics

We smack down these smug bastards and their idiotic art-jargonese con mucho gusto!

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Nov 19, 2011

The artist who went to prison now using celebrities as models to re-create world-famous masterpieces

The very interesting -and not always happy- story of John Myatt:

John Myatt’s colourful life as a ‘convicted art forger made good’ has Hollywood movie written all over it. And the story of how, as an art teacher in Staffordshire, he was left to raise two children under the age of three when his wife left, and how he gave in to the lure of big money for faking the work of major artists, is in development by a major film studio. He’s not allowed to say which A-lister is in the frame to play him, but the brush strokes will be all his own. ‘I have been contracted to produce all the paintings for the film,’ says John, 65, and the subject of a six-part TV series in which he re-creates famous masterpieces using celebrities as sitters.


JULIA BRADBURY AS VENUS AT A MIRROR BY PETER PAUL RUBENS



STEPHEN FRY AS POPE INNOCENT X  BY DIEGO VELAZQUEZ


His career as ‘faker’ began in 1983 when he placed an ad in Private Eye offering ‘genuine fakes’ for £150 (these were not replicas but works that Chagall, Monet or Picasso et al might have painted ‘if they had had time’, as Myatt puts it). In 1986 a customer, John Drewe, rang him to say that one of his works (in the style of Cubist painter Albert Gleizes) had been valued by Sotheby’s at £25,000, and asked if he wanted half the money. The offer was too good to resist and the pair went on to pass off 200 more fakes over seven years. Both were convicted of fraud and received jail sentences.

Read it all here.

Nov 18, 2011

Art du jour







Alex
20 x 24"
Oil on Canvas 
by 


Sweet kid!


Jean-Marie Chapman au travail



Sweet artist!

Nov 16, 2011

Why study perspective?

The School of Athens
 by
Raphael

G.A.Storey explains in his 1910 book The Theory and Practice of Perspective the importance of studying perspective-


THE NECESSITY OF THE STUDY OF PERSPECTIVE TO PAINTERS, SCULPTORS, AND ARCHITECTS

Leonardo da Vinci tells us in his celebrated Treatise on Painting that the young artist should first of all learn perspective, that is to say, he should first of all learn that he has to depict on a flat surface objects which are in relief or distant one from the other; for this is the simple art of painting.Objects appear smaller at a distance than near to us, so by drawing them thus we give depth to our canvas. The outline of a ball is a mere flat circle,but with proper shading we make it appear round, and this is the perspective of light and shade.

‘The next thing to be considered is the effect of the atmosphere and light. If two figures are in the same coloured dress, and are standing one behind the other, then they should be of slightly different tone, so as to separate them. And in like manner, according to the distance of the mountains in a landscape and the greater or less density of the air, so do we depict space between them, not only making them smaller in outline,
but less distinct.’

Sir Edwin Landseer used to say that in looking at a figure in a picture he liked to feel that he could walk round it, and this exactly expresses the impression that the true art of painting should make upon the spectator.

There is another observation of Leonardo’s that it is well I should here transcribe; he says: ‘Many are desirous of learning to draw, and are very fond of it, who are notwithstanding void of a proper disposition for it. This may be known by their want of perseverance; like boys who draw everything ina hurry, never finishing or shadowing.’ This shows they do not care for their work, and all instruction is thrown away upon them. At the present time there is too much of this ‘everything in a hurry’, and beginning in this way leads only to failure and disappointment. These observations apply equally to perspective as to drawing and painting.

Unfortunately, this study is too often neglected by our painters, some of them even complacently confessing their ignorance of it; while the ordinary student either turns from it with distaste, or only endures going through it with a view to passing an examination, little thinking of what value it will be to him in working out his pictures. Whether the manner of teaching perspective is the cause of this dislike for it, I cannot say; but certainly most of our English books on the subject are anything but attractive.

All the great masters of painting have also been masters of perspective, for they knew that without it, it would be impossible to carry out their grand compositions. In many cases they were even inspired by it in choosing their subjects. When one looks at those sunny interiors, those corridors and courtyards by De Hooghe, with their figures far off and near, one feels that their charm consists greatly in their perspective, as well as in their light and tone and colour. Or if we study those Venetian masterpieces by Paul Veronese, Titian, Tintoretto, and others, we become convinced that it was through their knowledge of perspective that they gave such space and grandeur to their canvases.

Marriage at Cana/ Wedding-feast at Cana
by
Paul Veronese


I need not name all the great artists who have shown their interest and delight in this study, both by writing about it and practising it, such as Albert Dürer and others, but I cannot leave out our own Turner, who was one of the greatest masters in this respect that ever lived; though in his case we can only judge of the results of his knowledge as shown in his pictures, for although he was Professor of Perspective at the Royal Academy in 1807 —over a hundred years ago—and took great pains with the diagrams he prepared to illustrate his lectures, they seemed to the students to be full of confusion and obscurity; nor am I aware that any record of them remains, although they must have contained some valuable teaching, had their author possessed the art of conveying it.

However, we are here chiefly concerned with the necessity of this study, and of the necessity of starting our work with it.

Before undertaking a large composition of figures, such as the ‘Wedding-feast at Cana’, by Paul Veronese, or ‘The School of Athens’, by Raphael, the artist should set out his floors, his walls, his colonnades, his balconies, his steps, & so that he may know where to place his personages, and to measure their different sizes according to their distances; indeed, he must make his stage and his scenery before he introduces his actors. He can then proceed with his composition, arrange his groups and the accessories with ease, and above all with correctness. But I have noticed that some of our cleverest painters will arrange their figures to please the eye, and when fairly advanced with their work will call in an expert, to (as they call it) put in their perspective for them, but as it does not form part of their original composition, it involves all sorts of difficulties and vexatious alterings and rubbings out, and even then is not always satisfactory. For the expert may not be an artist, nor in sympathy with the picture, hence there will be a want of unity in it; whereas the whole thing, to be in harmony, should be the conception of one mind, and the perspective as much a part of the composition as the figures.

If a ceiling has to be painted with figures floating or flying in the air, or sitting high above us, then our perspective must take a different form, and the point of sight will be above our heads instead of on the horizon; nor can these difficulties be overcome without an adequate knowledge of the science, which will enable us to work out for ourselves any new problems of this kind that we may have to solve.

Then again, with a view to giving different effects or impressions in this decorative work, we must know where to place the horizon and the points of sight, for several of the latter are sometimes required when dealing with large surfaces such as the painting of walls, or stage scenery, or panoramas depicted on a cylindrical canvas and viewed from the centre thereof, where a fresh point of sight is required at every twelve or sixteen feet.

Without a true knowledge of perspective, none of these things can be done. The artist should study them in the great compositions of the masters, by analysing their pictures and seeing how and for what reasons they applied their knowledge. Rubens put low horizons to most of his large figure- subjects, as in ‘The Descent from the Cross’, which not only gave grandeur to his designs, but, seeing they were to be placed above the eye, gave a more natural appearance to his figures. The Venetians often put the horizon almost on a level with the base of the picture or edge of the frame, and sometimes even below it; as in ‘The Family of Darius at the Feet of Alexander’, by Paul Veronese, and ‘The Origin of the “Via Lactea”’, by Tintoretto, both in our National Gallery. But in order to do all these things, the artist in designing his work must have the knowledge of perspective at his fingers' ends, and only the details, which are often tedious, should he leave to an assistant to work out for him.



The Family of Darius before Alexander
1565-7
by
Paolo Veronese



The Origin of the “Via Lactea”’ / The Origin of the Milky Way
 1575-1580by
Tintoretto


We must remember that the line of the horizon should be as nearly as possible on a level with the eye, as it is in nature; and yet one of thecommonest mistakes in our exhibitions is the bad placing of this line. We see dozens of examples of it, where in full-length portraits and other large pictures intended to be seen from below, the horizon is placed high up in the canvas instead of low down; the consequence is that compositions so treated not only lose in grandeur and truth, but appear to be toppling over, or give the impression of smallness rather than bigness. Indeed, they look like small pictures enlarged, which is a very different thing from a large design. So that, in order to see them properly, we should mount a ladder to get upon a level with their horizon line (see Fig. 66, double-page illustration).

We have here spoken in a general way of the importance of this study to painters, but we shall see that it is of almost equal importance to the sculptor and the architect.

A sculptor student at the Academy, who was making his drawings rather carelessly, asked me of what use perspective was to a sculptor. ‘In the first place,’ I said, ‘to reason out apparently difficult problems, and to find how easy they become, will improve your mind; and in the second, if you have to do monumental work, it will teach you the exact size to make your figures according to the height they are to be placed, and also the boldness with which they should be treated to give them their full effect.’ He at once acknowledged that I was right, proved himself an efficient pupil, and took much interest in his work.

I cannot help thinking that the reason our public monuments so often fail to impress us with any sense of grandeur is in a great measure owing to the neglect of the scientific study of perspective. As an illustration of what I mean, let the student look at a good engraving or photograph of the Arch of Constantine at Rome, or the Tombs of the Medici, by Michelangelo, in the sacristy of San Lorenzo at Florence. And then, for an example of a mistake in the placing of a colossal figure, let him turn to the Tomb of Julius II in San Pietro in Vinculis, Rome, and he will see that the figure of Moses, so grand in itself, not only loses much of its dignity by being placed on the ground instead of in the niche above it, but throws all the other figures out of proportion or harmony, and was quite contrary to Michelangelo’s intention. Indeed, this tomb, which was to have been the finest thing of its kind ever done, was really the tragedy of the great sculptor’s life.


Arch of Constantine at Rome



The Tomb of Giuliano, with the female Night and the male Day
Tombs of the Medici, by Michelangelo, in the sacristy of San Lorenzo at Florence




The Tomb of Lorenzo, with the male Dusk and female Dawn
Tombs of the Medici, by Michelangelo, in the sacristy of San Lorenzo at Florence




Moses
Tomb of Julius II in San Pietro 



Moses
Tomb of Julius II in San Pietro 



The same remarks apply in a great measure to the architect as to the sculptor. The old builders knew the value of a knowledge of perspective, and, as in the case of Serlio, Vignola, and others, prefaced their treatises on architecture with chapters on geometry and perspective. For it showed them how to give proper proportions to their buildings and the details thereof; how to give height and importance both to the interior and exterior; also to give the right sizes of windows, doorways, columns, vaults, and other parts, and the various heights they should make their towers, walls, arches, roofs, and so forth. One of the most beautiful examples of the application of this knowledge to architecture is the Campanile of the Cathedral, at Florence, built by Giotto and Taddeo Gaddi, who were painters as well as architects. Here it will be seen that the height of the windows is increased as they are placed higher up in the building, and the top windows or openings into the belfry are about six times the size of those in the lower story.


Giotto's Campanile of the Cathedral, at Florence



But, heck, what is the point - given today's state of art, who gives a friggin' about perspective.Pays better to cut a cow in pieces or shit in a can.


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Art du jour



"GHOSTS I-IV"
by 
2010
OIL ON LINEN, 36" X 36"

Nov 13, 2011

Running down civilization - it's what intellectuals do for a living

Roger Sandall takes on Neil MacGregor's (Director of the British Museum since 2002) A History of the World in 100 Objects and it's premise of cultural equivalence between the primitive and advanced civilizations -


Now, as whittling goes, you’d have to say it’s not bad. And, personally, I like the palaeolithic—we all know that few walls in today’s commercial galleries look half as pretty as the walls of Chauvet Cave. But here’s what bothers me: after language like this has been used to appraise an ancient piece of fretted bone, how are we going to talk about Donatello & co.? Or take the example of music. There are people in Australia who uphold the virtues of the didgeridoo, an unprepossessing hollow log with a smallish bore. Composers earnestly write passages for it in chamber works. But again, if didgeridoos were really the equivalent of other wind instruments, and their monotonous woofling was written about in a way that exhausts the critical vocabulary of high musical esteem, what is there left to say about Mozart’s horn concertos? Returning to that old piece of bone: Does Neil MacGregor actually believe that Donatello, and what used to be daringly called primitive art, are in some way culturally equivalent? Is that where the argument is leading?


Also from long, long ago comes a rough stone chopper from Kenya, and we are told that “not only human beings but also human culture” began in Africa. As a beginning, this has its anthropological place. But the incessant reiteration of what becomes a wearing mantra seems odd, as is the statement that “every one of us is part of a huge African diaspora—we all have Africa in our dna and all our culture began there.” All our culture? Surely the thing about human culture is not how it began in the Stone Age; it is how it flourished afterward in several high civilizations around the world. On the whole, it seems to me a rather good thing that our ancestors did walk out of Africa 60,000 years ago (I’m certainly glad my family did, and one notes that people continue to walk or run or swim or fly out of Africa if they can), but it is what their descendants produced afterwards in Europe, India, China, America, and elsewhere that is the truly significant human story.

It’s almost as if MacGregor believes that no visitor should have his feelings hurt. Or thinks that everyone should feel better afterwards, and that the British Museum will have failed in its therapeutic duty unless that outcome is secured.

-- snip --

So is there anything new? Perhaps there is. When, in 1970, Kenneth Clark put the Apollo of the Belvedere alongside an African mask that had belonged to Roger Fry, he felt able to say: “I don’t think that there is any doubt that the Apollo embodies a higher state of civilization than the mask.” That was then. Today, when Neil MacGregor rates the significance of Michelangelo, Donatello and Cellini alongside a collection of bronze plaques from Benin, he manages to insinuate that the bronzes prove that in the sixteenth century, “Europe and Africa were able to deal with each other on equal terms.”

Ah yes, now that reminds me—about those tusks. Inquiry confirms that they too are from the ancient West African city of Benin. You may read about them in a 1903 book by H. Ling Roth with the title Great Benin: Its Customs, Art, and Horrors. Not for the faint-hearted. And not perhaps what you’d want to build an identity around. But let the reader judge.
(emphasis mine)

The intellectuals' view of civilization

Running down civilization - it's what the intellectuals and cultural elites do for a living.
Do read it all.


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Neil MacGregor





                                    H. Ling Roth


Pointing out the frigging obvious

This was said about journalists (by a commentator named flydye45 here) but it suits the art world to a T-

... you are parading around naked in public, wondering why small children are pointing out the obvious.
Naked art world

Yup, that is what we do here at the WHAT THE HECK IS ART? -
Point out the frigging obvious.

Nov 11, 2011

Art is rubbish, rubbish is art, so what's new?

Let me continue after I stop laughing-

A cleaning woman at a museum in Dortmund who mistook a Martin Kippenberger sculpture for an unsightly mess has destroyed the valuable artwork beyond recognition.


The cleaner at the city's Ostwall Museum went to work on the Kippenberger installation entitled "When It Starts Dripping From the Ceiling" which was valued by insurers at €800,000 ($1.1 million), a museum spokeswoman said on Thursday.

€800,000 junk art by Martin Kippenberger

The late contemporary master had created a tower of wooden slats under which a rubber trough was placed with a thin beige layer of paint representing dried rain water. Taking it for an actual stain, the cleaner scrubbed the surface until it gleamed.


"It is now impossible to return it to its original state," the spokeswoman said, adding that the damage had been discovered late last month and that the work had been on loan to the museum from a private collector.

Har, har, har!

(Mis)taking rubbish for art, er I mean, art for rubbish comes naturally to us plebeians whose fine senses (if we have any) are not evolved to such sophistication that we can sniff out art from garbage. So these outrages happen again and again-

Works of art not infrequently fall victim to zealous cleaners. In 1986, a "grease stain" by Joseph Beuys valued at around 400,000 euros was mopped away at the Academy of Fine Arts in Düsseldorf, western Germany.


But seriously, what does it tell us about the people who value junk at $1.1 million? I'm curious, in a scientific way, to learn about their pathologies, how their brain is wired and if some connections have shorted. Has anybody put them on couch and analysed them? Fascinating subjects they would make for a modern Freud.

A lot of art is junk, of course, and not just literally yet I'm cautiously optimist about the future of art. The reason is that the layperson is now not so much intimidated by the dense verbiage that is the official language of the art aristocracy. The obscurity of art-jargonese is purposeful - it is meant to shroud rather than to enlighten. What it hides is the fact that behind all those miles of barren, dark, verbose justifications lies not some brilliant masterpiece or a coruscating example of creativity but a diseased and shriveled and near dead but never dying freak. What used to be curiosities at traveling horror and freak shows is now mainstream art.

But after a century long desultoriness, we are fighting back. We are not cowed down so easily. Sample the comments at this post. Here are a few of them-

Jay Comeau ·  Top Commenter · San Diego State University"Value" in the rarified circles of modern art, has been determined by a decidedly insular tribe of elites that pick and choose "artists" that reflect , or at least, curtsy, to their pathetic view of their own supremacy. How delicious that the common sense of the proletariat deliver their comeuppance in such a simple way. And the response is , once again, blame the servants.


Thomas Wierzba · Deputy director general at International Vaccine Institute (IVI), Seoul, KoreaI think John Hinderaker missed the point in this posting. The cleaning lady was the artist and the removal of the sculpture a form of artistic self expression. We should all enjoy it.
Reply · 2 ·
 · November 4 at 12:57am

Patrick J. Cotton · Long Lake, MinnesotaActually, John didn't miss that at all. He covered it in the main example.
"Or, better yet, should the museum have billed the incident as politically charged performance art? After all, what could be more transgressive than a cleaning crew modifying bourgeois art while the museum’s wealthy patrons are asleep in their beds?"
Reply ·
 · November 4 at 10:52am

 David Bartel · University of Wisconsin-MadisonLooks like a half finished shoe rack that someone made out of paint stirring sticks you could buy from Home Depot. No loss here...
Reply · 2 ·
 · November 3 at 6:06pm


Yup, we are catching on.

Nov 10, 2011

Art of Gurmeet calendars 2012 coming soon

The Art of Gurmeet calendars for the beaux-arts and the book art for the coming year 2012 are now in the works. Hope you shall give them an even more cheerful response than last year.

Coming Soon

Nov 9, 2011

Updating to a new look (updated)

WHAT THE HECK IS ART? is now undergong testing on a new, updated design.

Things may look and work funny for a while.



Update- cleared up a lot of niggles. Things seem to be working smoothly. If anybody notice anything do tell.
And before I forget-

WELCOME TO THE NEW WHAT THE HECK IS ART?  !

Oct 29, 2011

Living dead

Not dead yet.
Normal service to resume soon.


Aug 21, 2011

Pin-up art du jour

A pinup by Alberto Vargas

Jun 3, 2011

Public prefers classic art over contemporary moronities

But we knew that already, no? That is why arty-sharty culture-vultures like to believe that what they peddle is 'high art'. That they have some kind of superior sensibility that allows them to perceive and grasp and savor the ineffable sublimity inherent in a pickled cow or an unmade bed.

They have to believe it. Their world and their inflated but fragile self-esteem depends on it. Otherwise all that is left to them is ugly, banal(not a contradiction),  mindless and worthless junk. And may I add - dreary, unsellable junk.

From the Mail Online-


We set up that simple test. We spent a day sitting in front of four classic paintings, and the works of four famous contemporary British artists.

We counted how many visitors stopped at each; for how long, on average, they spent looking at each work; what the longest examination was; and what sort of gallery visitor each work seemed to attract.

surprisingly, despite all the controversy, and the public promotion of new British artists, they did less well in this test than the 18th and 19th Century artists.





Yup, life is short. Who wants to waste a desultory second on this-


Damien Hirst's pickled cow





or on this-



Untitled (Black Bath) by Rachel Whiteread, 1996 



when there is this stunning magnificence-

Ophelia by John Everett Millais



and this utterly endearing charm to enrich your soul -


Carnation, Lily, Lily, Rose by John Singer Sargent





More-

The people we were observing were certainly keen on the visual arts. Nevertheless, it seemed as if they were not interested in, or open to the work of, some of our best-known contemporary artists.

Perhaps surprisingly, it was the familiar and traditional paintings that people devoted most of their time and attention to.

It's clear why people spent more than two minutes on average in front of William Hogarth's The Roast Beef Of Old England. It's a complicated painting, with lots of small incidents and stories bursting out, 12 major figures and a really funny joke about a dead fish; it's also painted with wonderful bravura.


Obviously, no one is going to understand it without spending a few minutes going over its details.
The same might be true about Sir John Everett Millais's Ophelia, which was easily the most popular work when we visited.


Three visitors spent as much as half an hour looking at this marvellous painting - try spending three minutes looking at a single image to realise how long that is.

It's a very rich painting, deliberately specific in its botanical details surrounding the drowning Ophelia, as well as a beautifully direct one.

On the whole, though, wherever we watched, visitors seemed more willing to devote between two and six minutes to the classic works, whether they be Whistler's translucent Thames study Nocturne: Blue And Silver or Sargent's Carnation, Lily, Lily, Rose, which, a generation ago, was the most popular postcard sold by the Tate's shop. Why should this be?



Yes, why?


It might be that contemporary artists strive to make an impact rather than provide a complex emotional experience. It is shocking to see a dead sheep in an art gallery, but it's not something to go on looking at for half an hour.





And it may be that there is not much else they know or can do. They are a one-trick pony and it's not a very endearing trick at that.




Read it all here.

Will art reporters(ladies,you too) grow some balls?

 Left a comment at this PR job report on an exhibition for the publicist reporter Rooplin Sharma at the Indian Art Collectors blog-

Can we have some honest, even brutal, art criticism instead of PR jobs for artists and galleries and cut-paste publicity releases?

If critiquing is too much then how about just straightforward reporting? Just show us the images and let us judge for ourselves instead of praising every single artist and exhibition sky high. That is demeaning and sycophantish(I know,coining a word here).

Unfortunately, too few art reporters are psychologically up to facing the intimidating art establishment. They prefer the timidity of a court scribe and to get along rather than to ask, interrogate, confront, question the premises. Ironically, these all are what the contemporary artists claim to do.

For God's sake, Rooplin, grow some balls!


I wonder if it will be published.


Update -
     The comment is now published.

Jun 1, 2011

My art - The sealed window

Those who follow my work know of the fondness I have for drawing pigeons. You may even call it a weakness -like a person on a diet who is helplessly and inexorably drawn(wordplay!) towards the fridge at 1 a.m.











pen and wash by gurmeet

THE SEALED WINDOW
Watercolor and pen on handmade paper 
39.5 X 28 cms



A detail -

pen and wash by gurmeet


and another -

pen and wash by gurmeet

May 27, 2011

A plea to famous artists who can't paint to save the planet, part 1

Famous artists who can't paint but nobody told them so, so they could stop wasting Earth's precious resources and reduce (or 'mitigate', the term now in fashion)global warming and stop hurricanes, floods, tornadoes and even earthquakes.* Now which artist with even a particle of humanity wouldn't like to sacrifice for such a noble cause.

I call upon M.F. Husain, India's most celebrated artist who really can't paint too well to do his part for the humanity.


M.F.Husain - can't paint, won't stop either. Planet be damned!




Husainji*, we are dying of a civilizational crisis. Please, please stop wasting art materials! You must know deep in your heart you are no good. So please give up for the sake of future generations, I beg of you!

Thanks in advance and anticipation.






*
 Wasting Earth's precious resources - resources, we are constantly harangued, are finite and we should consume less, produce less ,want less and use less. Yes, we humans are useless.These really terrible but famous artists who have no talent whatsoever can give up what they do so badly and save some of the resources and energy and greenhouse gases that go into the making of art materials, holding exhibitions all over the world, jetting to and from lavish wasteful parties and award ceremonies. All of it useless and destructive for the environment.

Artists causing global warming - human activity, of course, causes climate change or so we are told constantly. When these bad artists give up what they do so badly anyway they shall do their bit to save the planet.

Artists causing floods, hurricanes, tornadoes and much more  - Global warming leads to more natural disasters and artists contribute to global warming(see above). QED. At least if you believe the IPCC,. And if you admire Husain then you may be the kind of person who thinks IPCC is a dispassionate truth telling organisation.



The colorful Indian language translator-
Husainji - suffix 'ji' is used in India for respect.




Paul Trevillion draws Lionel Messi for the Championship League final

Sports and comic artist Paul Trevillion imagines the world's best footballer Lionel Messi against Manchester United for today's Championship League final as the English champions take on the world's best team Barcelona.

JAMIE REDKNAPP- "Messi is 5ft 7in. Here he is drawn to scale, compared with Rio Ferdinand and Nemanja Vidic, the 6ft 2in central defenders"



JAMIE REDKNAPP -"He plays in and around the central defenders and, with a low centre of gravity, can turn inside them and play under their arms, giving them little time to move their legs and shift their balance to react."




See more here.

May 23, 2011

My art - Part of a whole -Locomotive III

Painting trains and locomotives is something I just love. Unfortunately, this is something I have been neglecting recently.

This is something I did a few years ago as part of a series. It is a favorite child -


watercolor and acrylic by Gurmeet

Part of a whole -Locomotive III
Watercolor and acrylics



A detail-


watercolor and acrylic by Gurmeet





and another-



watercolor and acrylic by Gurmeet



Crossposted at My Art and Art Techniques

But ....but ..but.. is this fascism?

(My apologies for a longer than expected hiatus. Now back to work)


Is this political correctness run amuck (it is The Guardian) or is there some flesh to it-

Russia's Winter Olympics slips into controversy over 'Nazi images'

A promotional campaign linked to the 2014 Winter Olympics is stirring debate in Russia because of its use of allegedly "fascist" imagery.


The campaign employs images of blue-eyed, blond sportsmen and women which have been described by critics as "neo-Hitlerite" and "like something from a Leni Riefenstahl film".


Images of an Aryan-looking snowboarder and an ice-skater gazing into the middle distance dominate giant billboards in Moscow and feature on the cover of brochures to advertise Gorky Gorod, an elite housing complex being built at Krasnaya Polyana near Sochi on Russia's Black Sea coast. The complex is a private-public partnership which will be the Olympic media village at the 2014 Games.


"Without doubt the authors of this advertising were inspired by Nazi art," said Ekaterina Degot, a well-known art historian and former curator at the State Tretyakov Gallery.  



Here are a couple of images from the campaign-

Russia's Sochi 2014 Winter Olympics 'fascist', 'Nazi' image






Russia's Sochi 2014 Winter Olympics 'fascist', 'Nazi' image



On aesthetic merit only the artwork is certainly catchy. The 'heroic' style has been condemned to the gulags of culture by Culture Nazis(aka contemporary art establishment) since long. Contemporary culture vultures prefer shit, semen, urine over the mastery of pigments and putting up senseless contraptions ('installations') supposedly saying something profound. Yawn.

Horridly distorted bodies strewn over each other? Yes!
Well drawn figures? No!

Miserable creatures putrefying in gutter?  Yes!
Heroic,confident protagonists radiating self-esteem?  No way!

And heroic,confident protagonists radiating self-esteem who are also athletic, fair-skinned, blue-eyed and blond ?  QUELLE HORREUR!!! C'EST LE FASCISME!



But are images of heroic, athletic, fair-skinned, blue-eyed, blond people automatically fascist ?

Would the Guardianistas have objected if the persons were curly haired Blacks or tan Asians? One suspects they would then be congratulating the artists for celebrating diversity even if that image would not have been representative of Russian demographics.



But maybe there is more to it-

The Guardian has learned that the images of the sportsmen were produced by Doping-Pong, a St Petersburg-based design company which uses a swastika as one of its online "banners".


One of the company's recent projects is a series of erotic photographs of two young women, one called a "fa" (fascist), the other an "antifa" (anti-fascist activist), who grapple with each other in a wrestling ring and tear off each other's clothes. The "fa" appears to win the fight and triumphantly wraps herself in a Nazi flag.


Doping-Pong also works closely with Katya Zashtopik, a Russian artist in her 20s who is known for her sympathies with the ultra-right, and who uses the online avatar Dopingirl.


On 20 April, Adolf Hitler's birthday, she published a yellow "smiley" on her blog embellished with a toothbrush moustache and a slick of black hair. The caption read: "Happy Birthday."


 Here is the Fa vs Antifa project. A sample-


Doping-Pong Fa vs Antifa
'Fa' wins

 This is what passes for 'art' today. Again can we reasonably suspect that had the winning girl been wearing keffiyeh (the fashionable symbol of resistance) and the bashed up girl wearing the mask of George W. Bush the Fa vs Antifa project would have found a favorable mention in The Guardian's art section?


Having had a look at the works of  Doping-Pong, one finds them a confused amalgam of genuine talent blighted with contemporary fetishes and there is something or the other there to tickle your average, leftist(I repeat myself) art critic. However where the  Doping-Pong fall out of cultural goosestep is in some of their 'commercial' work. Like the 2014 Winter Olympics above or perhaps this -

Doping-Pong heroic art cd cover
Future Sound of Russia - CD cover by Doping-Pang
 
 Or perhaps not. This is inspired by heroic Soviet imagery which, you see, is different from heroic 'fascist' imagery. Even if Stalin competed with gusto with Hitler on exterminating peoples and nations, communism never went out of fashion at The Guardian.


But there is another 'but' to it-

Dima Mishenin, one of the designers at Doping-Pong, denied a report that Zashtopik was personally involved with producing the Gorky Gorod images. "It's our work, not hers," he said.


Mishenin claimed he had no sympathy with far-right ideas, but said he believed "the Olympic aesthetic starts in Berlin in 1936 and is created by Leni Riefenstahl".


He added: "For me this is about the aesthetics of beauty."
Asked about the use of Nazi iconography in his other work, he said: "When I use a symbol of culture of Nazi Germany like a swastika then, of course, I use it as a representative of the victor nation."



But(yes, another one!) as Richard Spencer comments-


I have no doubt that the Dopingpong firm was, in some fashion, gesturing towards the “fascist” aesthetic of the '20s and '30s. A glance at its catalogue reveals that it does quite a bit of this. The degree to which these references are ironic or tongue-in-cheek, I’ll leave up to the reader. Since the images are overtly “retro,” Dopingpong has certainly applied at least one layer of irony. One might also add that the connotation is more of an era than an ideology: Stalinists were also keen on evoking a certain strong, wholesome, defiant aura; moreover, some public architecture of the New Deal era is cut from the same cloth of Albert Speer’s “Nazi” Classicism. (The offending poster also reminds me of those vintage mountaineering posters I always see on sale every winter.)

"But," says Spencer (this is his but now), " in the end, all of this is besides the point."


What we glimpse in this episode is the degree to which egalitarianism is propagated—and the war on Whiteness, wagedaesthetically. A poster that displays blond, blue-eyed Slavs in heroic postures is deemed, by our opinion- and culture-makers, as a few steps away from Auschwitz. Other cultures are allowed to be grand: Martin Luther King Jr., for instance, can be glorified in gargantuan kitsch. Heroic art featuring White people, on the other hand, is viewed as immoral.


This trend in public display mirrors that in high art, in which centuries of neo-Classicism and Romanticism were, in essence, cancelled in favor of abstraction and modernism’s anti-aesthetic. As Wilmot Robertson noted, “In the dispossession of the [American] Majority, it is the Majority artist who so far has been the greatest casualty.”






Which is sad, no? We lost the Winslow Homers and the Edward Hoppers and we gained (not the right word, I know) the Andy Warhols and the Robert Rauschenbergs. Actually, we lost and then lost some more.




(all emphasis mine)



Mar 16, 2011

The art of Milo Manara -3

milo manara art wallpaper

Mar 9, 2011

Emma : a pastel Demonstration by Dennis Frost

Here's a short tutorial in pastels by Dennis Frost from his sweet little book -Painting Portraits in Pastel

Emma : Demonstration

Emma : a pastel portrait Demonstration by Dennis Frost


Feb 26, 2011

Art du jour








Uygur girl
watercolor
(31cm x 26cm) 1988 
 by  
Guan Weixing

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